A Leopard Can’t change his spots overnight (Or ever, as far as I can tell)

The second worst thing that can happen to someone without making the newspaper (not counting famous people who make the newspaper for having nothing happen to them) happened to me briefly this morning. I couldn’t think of anything to write about! It was like opening your bedroom door in the middle of the night on your way to the bathroom and there was nothing but a gray fog. You could walk through the fog, but Continue reading

Here Comes April!

I know it’s taking me a million years to review this new REM album. It’s probably not even their newest album by now. And just so you don’t think I’m some REM fanatic, I’ll explain my reasoning for wanting to talk about their latest effort, why I specifically want to do it here on The Yacht Club site. Continue reading


OK! Who’s up for a little prognosticating? Ha ha! Just kidding.

Very recently the Yacht Club burped up another very creative person. Jess is writing an intriguing piece which must be heard to be appreciated, like Joyce’s Finnegans Wake. Trust me, you don’t want to read Finnegans Wake without an accompanying audio recording of someone with a nice Irish brogue reading it aloud because there are so many phonetic puns. Once you’ve heard it a few times it’s more rewarding to read without the audio. Anyway, I hope Jess continues the project. Jess Joyce has a nice ring to it, eh? Continue reading